Sunday, 22 January 2017

10 Things I Hate About You - Live Blog

Have you ever had those moments when you've realised you haven't blogged anything in a week and a half and get to a point where you're like 'can I even write anything anymore?' Well I got to that stage a couple of days ago, and this was all I wrote, 'I want to write, yet what I want to write about alludes me, I can start on a topic and it turns into pure babble a bit like what I'm doing right now, why? Because I don't know what to write about,' Yes that's where I was a couple of days ago, I could've stayed there, which I nearly did but instead I reached out, I asked a fellow blogger for a little help and it led to a great conversation and an idea. I was going to live blog whilst watching a movie. So I got my ass over on Twitter, picked eight movies and got everyone to vote on them, like you do and you guys voted for 10 Things I Hate About You. So this post isn't thought about at all, I have literally just wrote down, thought after thought whilst watching this film. Enjoy.

10 Things I Hate About You.

'I don't give a damn about my reputation,'

Julie Stiles rolling up in all her moodiness is just the best, turning her nose down at the preppy girls bopping along to some pop crap! I swear I wore that colour of attitude half my life, a little comes out every now and then, and why were there no English school looking like some giant mansion palace thing. Ms, Perky needs serious sedation or a sex anonymous therapy, should she really be running a school. Yes yes, she just said shit! In my whole 5 years of school I don't think I heard one teacher swear.

Awh Heath Ledger......Patrick Verona, that Australian accent though *kangaroo boy*
Ah it's Bernard, shouldn't he be at the North Pole helping Santa, haha!

Oh the cliches in school, if I think about it our school had them and a few as well, we had no coffee addicts, or cow boys or rastas but we had the plastics, the plastics boy team, the drama geeks, the regular geeks, then you had the grunge/goth/emo/weirdo table.....just in case you're wondering that last one is the table I sat on all through school and PROUD!

Did Bianca ever remind anyone of Britney Spears, oh and yes we had those girls, the dimwit girls who I always believed were putting it on for attention.

I have to pause here so we can talk about Kats hair, I feel like I wore that style a lot through school, that pulled back look with the two little strands hanging over your face, just me?
There would be no way I would learn another language for someone I had a crush on, never ever. Anyways I thought the new kid was invisible and was only noticed by chance whenever remembered by the other kids who would volunteer them to do the stuff they don't want to do.

'I know you can be over whelmed, and you can be under whelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?'
'I think you can in Europe.'

WHAT! OMG! REALLY!? These kind of girls still exist and they were around when I was in school, still believe they only did it for show though but I just sat there and laughed.

(I'm hungry, be right back going to make some toast)

The soundtrack to this movie is awesome, that just needs to be said. I wouldn't know what it would be like to be a single mother but what it'll be like to be a single father with two girls. Damn that would be tough. And I would like to live on Planet Loser instead of Planet Look At Me, Look At Me.
Sisters. Sisters. Sisters. I remember having to share a room with my older sister, she was 5 years older than me and we weren't the bestest of friends. It's all good now though. Yay!

Awh Cameron asked her out and yes Bianca it's Cameron, not Curtis, not Calvin. It's CAMERON. Pull head from sphincter then live.

Awh he so dreamy, Heath Ledger another great actor that was taken too soon, I love his hair in this movie by the way.

Bernard you are having a penis drawn on your face.

If someone like Patrick Verona asked me out in school, I would question right away if he was being paid. Then I'd ask if he had a gun to his head, if I walked out of a shop and he was sitting against my car. Every now and then when I see him smile, all I see is The Joker, who is my favourite by the way, Suicides Squads Joker wasn't good. I did not like.

Joey is just the biggest creep, ever.

Was that really a thing about blank panties in the 90's and don't even get me started on Bianca saying how a girls bedroom is very personal, GIRL, YOU ARE IN YOUR SISTERS BEDROOM SNOOPING, RUDE!

I actually love the scene in club skunk, I would still question his motives to asking me out if he was that persistent, and I can't get over that he is wearing shiny maybe sparkly trousers.

Sorry Bogie but Nigel with the Brie isn't's a party.

I've got Toy Story 3 on at the moment for the girls and I'm all over the place, Andy's giving his toys away to Bonnie (OMG the feelings) Zoe get back to the right movie please.

Yay Bianca finally seeing Joey as the douche bag he really is. FINALLY! Were house parties only an American thing? The dancing on the table scene confused me, how drunk did she get to throw away everything she was against and do that, oh and his eyes have a little green in them but then that could've only been the alcohol talking.

He doesn't want your money Joey, he likes her and those feelings are for free,Yay he likes her and we all know she likes him now too. She is clearly in denial though but then so would I be if I threw up in front of him and then tried to kiss him after. But he has a plan and it's a good one, this part of the movie is my favourite.

You're just too good to be true
Yea I'm going there
Can't take my eyes off of you
Zoe stop
Your lips are heaven to touch
oh there's no going back
I want to hold you so much
too late
sing with me people. haha

He got detention and we all know that teacher is going to take that pot and smoke it, right?
She saves him from detention with her boobies, yes I just said boobies. Go Kat! She must really like Patrick to have done that.

I want to go on one of those peddle boat things, they look like so much fun, something even fun though would be Paint Balls, I would do this over the one with the guns any day. How fun does that look though, all that fun between Kat and Patrick all to go down in flames with a light of a cigarette and a request to prom.

Ewww! Kat did it with Joey. I like her way of thinking though after that incident, not doing something just because everyone else was doing it, doing what you want to do for you, no-one else. But you can't go around protecting someone against things only because you've had a bad experience, you need to allow them to experience things and just because you had a bad experience doesn't mean they will.

I would've gone to prom if it was anything like this one. I definitely would if some one that looked like Patrick Verona asked me even after a lot of questioning of course. Thanks Joey, you douche. I hope you get punched in the face and kicked in the balls by a girl, oh wait yea you do, go Bianca!

We're back in Mr Morgans class and Kat is prepared to stand and read her sonnet, I love this scene, mainly because I believe this may have been the first class Patrick has showed up for. So she fights off everything and bares her soul to him and it goes like this -

I hate the way you talk to me,
and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car,
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots,
and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right,
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh,
even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around,
and the fact that you didn't call,
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you,
not even close, not even a little bit,
not even at all.

He bought her a guitar, a guitar. Damn. He confessed he fell for her too and that he knew how she got him out of detention.



  1. Oh my God I love love love 10 Things I hate about you 😍😍😍 what a movie and the soundtrack is fantastic. I watched this over and over and over for months when I was in my teens and now I watch it every so often. He was an amazing actor, AMAZING! I really like this style of post, it's fantastic the way you have done it!!

    Jordanne ||

  2. Oh my gosh I love this post! This movie is such a classic for me! And Heath Ledger is so dreamy in this ;)

    Terri x

  3. Gosh I loveeee this film and haven't seen it in ages! You're making me so tempted to watch it!!

  4. I haven't seen this movie before, but now I honestly really want to! Thanks for the lovely post, Zoe!

    - Chloe

  5. I love this film so much! Your post is great; I might have to dig my copy out and give it another watch.

  6. Proper giggling at this post, really well done! More like this, please!

  7. This is an amazing post I might actually go and watch the film now! X

  8. I have never watched this movie and I am kind of disappointed in myself lol your post about it was great! Definitely on my go-watch list lol

    Nikki O.

  9. This made me smile! One of my favourites <3